truth in quite a few words.

I’m emo, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I’m a negro so I MUST carry a gun.
I’m blond, so I MUST be a ditz.
I’m Jamaican so I MUST smoke weed.
I’m Haitian so I MUST eat cat.
I’m Asian, so I MUST be sexy.
I’m Jewish, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m Gay, so I MUST have AIDS.
I’m a Lesbian, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I’m Arab, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I speak my mind, so I MUST be a bitch.
I’m a gay rights supporter, so I WILL go to hell.
I’m a Christian, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I’m Religious, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I’m Atheist so I MUST hate the world.
I don’t have a Religion, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I’m Republican, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I’m Democrat, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am Liberal, so I MUST be gay.
I’m southern, so I MUST be white trash.
I take (or used to take) anti-depressants, so I MUST be crazy.
I’m a guy, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I’m Irish, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I’m Indian, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I’m Native American, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I’m a cheerleader, so I MUST be a whore.
I’m a dancer, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I’m a punk, so I MUST do drugs.
I’m rich, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I wear black, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I’m a white girl, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I’m Cuban, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I’m not a virgin, so I MUST be easy.
I fell in love with a married man, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I’m a teenage mom, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I’m Polish, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I’m Italian, so I MUST have a “big one”.
I’m Egyptian, so I MUST be a Terrorist.
I’m pretty, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I have straight A’s, so I MUST have no social life.
I dye my hair crazy colors, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I’m into theater and arts, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a vegetarian, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I have a bunch of male friends, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have a bunch of female friends, so I MUST be a player.
I have big boobs, so I MUST be a hoe.
I’m Colombian, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I wear what I want, so I MUST be a poser.
I’m Russian, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I’m German, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with gays, so I MUST be gay too.
I’m Brazilian, so I MUST have a big butt.
I’m Puerto-Rican, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I’m Salvadorian, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I’m Polish, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m Hawaiian so I MUST be lazy.
I’m Peruvian, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m Lithuanian, so I MUST be old-fashioned and stupid.
I’m a stoner, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a virgin, so I MUST be prude
I’m straight edge, so I must be violent.
I’m a female gamer, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I’m black so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I’m a girl who actually eats lunch, so I MUST be fat.
I’m single, so I MUST be ugly.
I’m a skater, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I’m a punk, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I’m Asian, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7.
I’m Christian, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I’m mixed, so I MUST be screwed up.
I’m Muslim, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I’m in band, so I MUST be a dork
I’m black, so I MUST believe “Jesus wuz a brotha”.
I’m Mormon, so I MUST be perfect.
I’m white and have black friends, so I MUST think I’m black.
I’m goth, so I MUST worship the devil.
I’m Hispanic, so I MUST be dirty.
I’m not like everyone else, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m overweight, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m preppy, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I’m on a dance team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I’m young, so I MUST be naive.
I’m rich, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I’m Mexican, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I got a car for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I’m black, so I MUST love watermelon.
I’m bi-sexual, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I’m an Asian guy, so I MUST have a small penis.
I’m a guy cheerleader, so I MUST be gay.
I’m a prep, so I MUST be rich.
I don’t like the sun, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of friends, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight pants and I’m a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn’t hurt a fly, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support gay rights, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have artistic talent, so I MUST think little of those who don’t.
I don’t like to be in a big group, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a different sense of humor, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people off, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets greasy a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I’m defensive, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I’m a nudist, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a former prostitute, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I’m Texan, so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a goth, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a cross-dresser, so I must be homosexual.
I draw anime, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a fangirl, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I watch porn, so I MUST be perverted.
I’m an only child, so I MUST be spoiled.
I’m intelligent, so I MUST be weak.
I am American, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m Welsh, so I MUST love sheep
I’m a young writer, so I MUST be emo.
I’m Canadian, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m a guy, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I’m Canadian, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I’m Disabled, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I’m a feminist, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I’m a teenager, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I wear a big sunhat when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like blood, so I MUST be a vampire.
I’m an Albino, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a murderer.
I’m English, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
I’m white, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most popular person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the environment, I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I chat, so I MUST be having cyber-sex.
I’m Pagan, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I’m Pagan, so I MUST worship Satan.
I’m Conservationist, so I MUST be against abortion.
I’m Swedish, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I’m a lesbian, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like cartoons, so I MUST be irresponsible.
I like reading, so I MUST be a loner
I have my own spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.
I am Wiccan, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I disagree with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist
I am a witch, so I MUST be an old hag and fly on a broomstick.
I don’t cuss, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like games, anime, and comics, so I MUST be childish.
I’m Swedish, therefore I MUST be white.
I spot grammatical errors, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m gothic, so I MUST be mean.
I’m strong, so I MUST be stupid
I’m Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to Renaissance Fairs, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m gay, so I MUST be after every straight guy around.
I don’t want a boyfriend, so I MUST be Lesbian.
I’m not Christian, so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I drink and smoke, so I MUST have not have a life.
I am friends with a cutter, so I MUST be a cutter too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can’t help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I’m a perfectionist, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I don’t like to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.